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sleeping bag magic

A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.
Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.
by Snuffleupagus muck stick March 4, 2012
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puff the magic dragon

"were are we going?"
"bro wer gona puff the magic dragon ay"
by jordybear92 May 15, 2008
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Black girl magic

The miracle that is black womanhood. Almighty Jah created black women in his image and likeness to be a source of awe and wonderment for all mankind.

Black girl magic is exemplified by the following: calm and poise in stressful situations, rich in heritage from the African continent, fully independent but still keepin' in real, thicc irresistible figure, and a celebration of all things Soulful.
Did you see how Imani calmly yet firmly diffused that disaster at yesterday's staff meeting? She is black girl magic incarnate.
by John Henry81 February 18, 2021
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Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed
The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.
by 0000 October 20, 2003
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brown magic

one of the dark arts practiced in secret only by those initiated in the circle of the bum troubler.beware of brown magicians trying to fool you with their heathen tricks to succumb to their cult and recieve the mark of deep shit diver.
he really looked straight to me.maybe he was turned by some out-of-this-world act of brown magic.
by sk3pt1c April 27, 2006
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vagina magic

The magic spot on a woman's body that, when properly maniplated, can cause a wide variety of physiological, emotional and vocal responses.
Dylan: "Wow, newbie's getting all up in the vagina magic."
Marissa: -nod of approval-
by Hadley Marshall November 2, 2013
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gangster magic

something someone does that amazes others.
"whoa, you read my mind."
"no, i was just working my gangster magic."
by batwoman November 2, 2007
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