This is an additional term adding on to the new Gen Alpha Brainrot slang, “Glutes” which means hair. Simply “Gluteus Maximus” means Voluminous hair.
“You have a Gluteus Maximus”
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
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Ogre maxing: the act of fully embracing one’s most unrefined, chaotic, or goblin-like habits in pursuit of comfort, authenticity, or personal satisfaction—often at the expense of social norms.
Did you see Benny Blanco on that podcast with Lil Dicky?? He was straight up ogre maxing…farting, dirty feet out, zero shame.
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