Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Mario

The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.

"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi

by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022

Mario dezio

Male who can be both douchey and interested in mainly men. Can be super cool and fun to hang out with but also hide in the closet.

Dude, that guy is acting like such a mario dezio.

by Violet summerss May 6, 2022

Marcos

A hideous person who don't attend debates and often busy in his own business.

Marcos didn't attended the Presidential Debates last night while everyone is there without him.

by FreeSpeakingHuman May 8, 2022

Marcos

A sex god who pulls woman like he pulls tampons from women every night, A total hunk, and the alpha Male, in other words a giga chad

Person 1: Yo I know what I want to be like Marcos

Person 2: pfffft you’ll never compare

by Markzuckdaddy May 8, 2022

Marcos

a fat stupid ass nigga that pulls no bitches, sucks dick all day, doesn't go outside and fucks his dad

Man. fuck that goofy nigga marcos. im gon beat his ass later

by Fatniggas May 8, 2022

marcos

noun-turned-verb to describe something stolen, purloined, thieved, took for oneself, helped oneself to, looted, ran off with, appropriated, sneaked, creeped etc.

past participle: marcosed

birthed after Ferdinand Marcos Sr.'s dictatorial rule on the Philippines, and now his son, Marcos Jr., who (allegedly) cheated his way through the 2022 Philippine Presidential Election with the use of hired trolls, fake news purveyors, misinformation dissemination, propagating mass hate towards his opposition candidates, gaslighting, and brainwashing his supporters.

eng Dude, did you marcosed my sandwich with the moist-maker? My sandwich? MY SANDWICH?!
fil Pare, na-marcos yung funds natin kagabi. Awit.
fil Mag babayad ka ng tax? O ima-marcos mo?

by 88MJR May 9, 2022