Luke

They like taking your id cards, and stealing your Chromebook and searching "69, 420, and r34". They also love dragons, and want to marry them. Very weird person all together. Also, Daniel is a better name. Lukes are also weak and thin, and usually will lose in every fight. yes.

Man, luke is such a luke right now. Luke is the most luke of luke in this whole lukey luke.

by Daniel_Is_Better_Then_Luke March 30, 2022

Luke

That one guy who is good at everything without trying and if really easygoing, especially with the ladies. Plays an instrument (piano or violin) and likes to flex on you. Usually he's reminding you to copy his answers because he cares for you in that unique Luke way he does. Inside he's lonely when nobody is on his level, so he looks at memes and plays video games to fit in.

Damn Luke sit down and be humble.

Hey Luke what does number 7 say I can't read your handwriting.

by Jenny Tran April 28, 2019

Luke

Very kind and smart and is always there for you although they might be annoying sometimes you can’t hide they have a good sense of humor.
Tip for people who know a Luke DONT SAY “Luke I am your father” WE ARE TIRED OF IT WE GET YOUR SO FUNNY BUT LISTEN I HAVE HEARD THIS 27916 TIMES THIS MONTH.

(speaking from experience)

John:Luke I am your fa-
Luke: SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA LOOK A COMEDY GENUIS

by Thatguyfromlastweek February 28, 2022

Luke

Like, aka, big simp nazi man, is well known in Africa for being the Lord Of Bananas. He often hears the screams of Africans asking ‘a, a, can I please have a banana’

I could really use a fat dried ass banana, I’ll ask Luke big simp nazi

by NatCman7 November 27, 2021

Luke

hes gay doodooo head

Girl:you know luke?
Girl2: yeah hes gay

by eliIsCOol January 15, 2020

Luke

Luke likes being bent over and dominated by big black cock
Luke also sucks at fortnite and cant get a win. always takes L's

Girl 1: Omg I heard Tyrone bent Luke over and stuck his 12 inch cock in
Girl 2: Omg I heard he liked it
Every luke is gay

by Lukes Bitch June 26, 2022

Lukes Bottom Drawer

Luke bottom drawer refers to lukes literal bottom drawer that holds thousands of cursed items. only one man has survived looking at it

“that place is as cursed as lukes bottom drawer”

by Spiciest Ramen February 23, 2018