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Land-grab

Ope! Hey! See it!? He admits it!

Hym "Yep. See? It's a Land-grab. 'WeLl ClEaRlY tHe OnLy WaY fOr Us To Be SaFe Is FoR iSrAeL tO jUsT tAkE aLl Of ThE lAnD wE wAnTeD aLl AlOnG!' Yeah! CLEARLY! That's fucking hilarious! Hate to break it to you Jews but they don't give a fuck about any decapitated babies. They aren't trying to aviod civilian casualties. They found an excuse to get rid of all the brown people so they can take their land. THE 'GAS RICH' LAND THAT THEY LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWING THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM (BY THE WAY). RIGHT!? Because Palestine has SOME KIND of natural gas resources there that THEY COULD BE USING RIGHT NOW... but CAN'T because of an Israeli blockade that prevents trade... And it's hilarious because people are LITERALLY doing to ME a small-scale version of what they're doing to Palestine! I WONDER WHY I'M BLACKLISTED GUYS!? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!? DID WE FIND AN M.O.!? The Palestinians are GAS RICH, their quality of life could improve overnight, but the Jews are just too important, and the Palestinians are just too dangerous! So, they set up an open air prison and subjugate them until they have an excuse to go in, take all of the resources that SHOULD BELONG TO THE PALESTINIANS, and take them for themselves under the auspices for 'keeping themselves safe.' This is not about safety. This is not about morality (The Jews and Christians literally worship and evil God so it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to be "Moral").
It's about resources and wealth and controlling who has them. Because if you control who has all the wealth... You can then turn around an say 'Well I have all the wealth because I have the bestest most extra special values and NOT because I prevent people who don't share my values from gaining wealth by any means necessary 😉😉 (Up to and including stealing, murder, enslavement, subjugation, lying)' So, they're going to swoop in, steal all of the gas, enrich themselves, and what happens to the Palestinians? Doesn't matter! They weren't chosen by God. The 'fabric of the universe' (as Jordan likes to put it) made them unable to use the gas that would make them rich. I TOLD you motherfuckers it was a land-grab! Am I going to get credit? I doubt it! I doubt it. Why? 'YoU sAy MeAn ThInGs AbOuT wOmEnS aNd ReTaRds, HyM!' But do YOU MOTHERFUCKERS say mean things about me!? *cricket noises* HUH!? What's that!? Yeah, that's what I thought..."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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La La Land

Originally from the 2017 Academy Awards Oscar, La La Land means that something turns out to be different from what you think or from what you already heard. It could also be used like "kidding" "hooked".
Are you La La Landing me?
I was La La Landed by the 2017 Academy Awards Oscar.
by CJVIV February 26, 2017
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Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp
Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.
by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021
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Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
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Liv’s Land

Liv’s Land is a youtuber who is pursuing her dreams of being an actress, singer and famous dancer, hoping one day she’ll be a celebrity to support her friends
Liv’s Land makes videos on her YouTube
by Liv’s Land May 10, 2022
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ball sack land

Person 1: ayo buhl you Pimpin
person 2: niz slime im at ball sack land
by BUHL ON DA BLOCC December 13, 2020
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Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.
I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.
by Shuaman June 27, 2019
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