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glazed kitty

When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.
I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
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P.kitty

A “P.Kitty” is someone who takes control of cats in a sexual nature, they can be diagnosed by being small, annoying, having multiple cats. The only known treatment for this condition is for outside parties to relentlessly bully said person afflicted of the condition.
by ASMELLYRAT March 13, 2025
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Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.
by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025
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Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.
by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025
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Spicy kitty

Jackie had to run the other night when the spicy kitty started to chase her.
by anonymous August 20, 2025
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