Smurf Kiss

A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you.

I just got a smurf kiss on my balls... does anyone have any baby wipes?

by fiyz August 6, 2010

kiss the ground

A metaphor for a plane you're riding on to land at its destination, particularly on a return flight after being somewhere far away or terrible.

I've been in St. Louis for a week and I can't wait to kiss the ground back at National Airport in the DC area.

by alternabear August 29, 2017

S'more Kiss

After you ejaculate into you lovers mouth she starts to defecate in your mouth then you preform French kissing thus making a S'more Kiss

Oliver came in Cassie's mouth then Cassie pooped in his mouth then started making out thus making a S'more Kiss

by troop712 July 8, 2009

Vampire kiss

When you suck the blood out of a girls vagina whilst she's on her period and press down on her neck while releasing all the blood

She was on her period so I thought I'd give her a vampire kiss

by U,U,D,D,L,R,L,R,B,A January 4, 2017

Chef’s Kiss

coined by the predecessor to bourdain, the chefs kiss is the true appreciation any man can give for his lover while she is cheffin in the kitchen, the chefs kiss consists of giving top quality grade A face to your lover as they cook,

He gave his girlfriend the chef’s kiss to show his appreciation for the beautiful meal she prepared.

by imbeinsherious August 6, 2022

Kiss the Pig

Get the H1N1 virus. Aka the swine flu.

"The tests came back and doc said i Kiss the Pig."

by Tray3415 September 28, 2009

concessionary kiss

the kiss that takes place as individuals say goodbye the morning after a one night stand.

person #1: ok...uh...well....I guess I should take off then, I'm late for...er...something.

person #2: oh...uh...doooo...you need to take a shower or anything?

person #1: no, no, no, that's fine. thank you though...really. it was...uh...nice...

person #2: yeah...uh...bye?

*and then the concessionary kiss takes place*

by gap tooth grin May 11, 2009