Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company

I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed

by Chibs5 April 4, 2022

Johnson

Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’

He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson

by Bigcollins April 8, 2022

Aaron Taylor Johnson

Raw

“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”

“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”

by Tori8su April 10, 2022

Johnson middle school

A school where every one looks like a milk dud or a cracker vapes all in the bathroom weed emos :)

Johnson middle school is gay

by Dean68421 November 4, 2021

Sargent Johnson

the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far

sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass

by khdfkjdfkkjhdf November 10, 2021

Josh Johnson

rat bag with blonde hair that degrades women named Chloe, specifically, but not limited to all other female populations. Prone to being disappointed at a photobooth when the girl he likes didn't realise he wanted a solo photo

Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.

"Josh Johnson is such a pig!"
"No, he's just a degraded of women everywhere."
"Shutup Lucy."

by Jimmyjelly150 November 16, 2021

Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.

“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”

by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022