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Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.
Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"
by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023
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my johnson quivered

My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.
by Timbrown$ September 14, 2018
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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who is known for suffering from Limp-Dick syndrome
Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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Gavin Johnson

An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being
God damn did u see gavin Johnson cute ass

Hot damn gavin Johnson
by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019
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Johnson

Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.
by Tunechifan July 28, 2020
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smoug the don johnson

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.

The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018
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Johnson

Lily, Teagan, and Miya are my johnsons.
by johnson458 April 2, 2024
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