A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.
by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023

My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.
by Timbrown$ September 14, 2018

Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being
by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019

A disposable or vape
by Tunechifan July 28, 2020

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018

What you call your best friend
by johnson458 April 2, 2024
