I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations
omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet
Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet
Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann December 08, 2015
"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."
"Man that joke was crusty."
A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."
"Man that joke was crusty."
A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."
by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017
Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
by b e e n u s May 21, 2025
person 1: whats 9 + 10
person 2: *laughs on the outside* (but inside is very annoyed)
person 3: that guy is clearly joke casting you.
person 2: *laughs on the outside* (but inside is very annoyed)
person 3: that guy is clearly joke casting you.
by MDstar February 27, 2022
by Lv5 Bread August 24, 2018