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Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.
"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"
by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018
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Christmas

The holiday we all pronounce wrong, because really, it's called "Jesus Christ Mass". But we pronounce it, "Chris Miss". Are you sure you miss Chris? He was a jerk.

But really, it's the time of year where we captivate trees for our own pleasure, hanging useless objects on it with metal hooks and strings. We receive all the things we don't deserve, and act like we're happy, when really you want to scream because Santa didn't give you what you wanted.
"I really Christmas"
"That doesn't make sense"
"SHUT UP CHRIS! I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN"
by summer sausage November 25, 2018
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Homeward Christmas Fuzzies

the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).
Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"
by Ms. Type Writer November 28, 2018
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Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.
Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!
by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018
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Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.
Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you
by S0900 December 10, 2018
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christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass
by Gd9870 December 11, 2018
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kenyan christmas

AN action. When you shove a bong into your rectal cavity and allow the smoke to flow through your body.
Person 1:"My dear fellow would you like to adjourn to my abode for a Kenyan Christmas?"
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."
by MornAfterKill July 10, 2017
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