Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep

Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone

by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020

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Bunk Bed

An itimate chain of people stacked laying on top of one another

When I want a three some I refer to the Bunk Bed technique.

by Jake Handlen October 12, 2021

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I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.

by troller330 May 24, 2018

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When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.

P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!

by ToiletTalk March 13, 2016

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One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

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Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.

I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.

by TechRescue December 11, 2018

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Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.

"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."

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