POETRY IN A SECOND

The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))

Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!

by mayusca October 3, 2022

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024

Second Hand Meat

When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.

Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.

by Meat Vendor June 10, 2022

2-second fight

Alternative spelling of two-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

second stepcousin

1. The grandchild of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgrandchild of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The grandchild of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My second stepcousin is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

second hand slut

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.

Dude, Kennedy is such a second hand slut. She thinks the attention she gets from guys is towards her but its actually toward her hot friends.

by chuckschuckles April 21, 2025

20 Second Kenway

The zone DJ Kenway Live gets in when he plays no more than 20 seconds of each slapper (Hi-Energy Rhythmic Songs). Kenway Live is known for his ability to play back to back slapper (Hi-Energy Rhythmic Songs also known as slaps).

Breh! the club was already poppin, but 20 Second Kenway came outta nowhere and had all them chicks sweatin' out their hair.

by ArnoldsMind December 13, 2019