talk to the hand

I don't want to hear what you're saying.

She didn't want to hear his excuses and told him to "talk to the hand."

by Nitewing \'98 September 02, 2003

Hand of God

The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.

I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.

by Smillertime November 10, 2014

[Hand Herpie]

Skanks who give alot of hand jobs (HJ's)and is rumered a hand job whore

Nick: That whore gave like 5 handjobs last night
Jack: What?!? i only new about me nick and charles
Nick: Eww man, she probably has Hand Herpie's now!

by Doc Poc January 13, 2009

Bear hands

The act of ripping a bears paws of and sliding them on as a weapon. Or they can serve as sweet num-chucks.

Charle: Yo the bol just ripped that grizzles hands off
Willem: Now I'll pwn the shit out of you with my bear hands bitch.

by Killem Willem January 06, 2011

sally hand

The preferred hand that a male uses to maturate with.

Since he had injured his Sally hand he was forced to masturbate using his uninjured left hand.

by Rev. Gonad September 23, 2003

Hot Hand

When one is experiencing much better than normal luck when it comes to meeting members of the opposite sex.

Jason: Did you wind up going home with that girl you met the other night?

Drew: Yep.

Jason: That's like 3 girls this week, dude, you're riding the hot hand.

by benboweasel January 31, 2011

man hands

When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"

That bitch ain't givin' me a hand job, she got man hands!

by CrunkJuiceDC November 16, 2005