slice of ham

what you say to someone

me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"

by hamfordayzz June 10, 2021

Ham Beard

A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.

Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard

by shesaidshewas18 January 9, 2010

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Ham

You’re cool if someone calls you ham

I smoke all the time, that’s ham 😎

by Itz_that April 26, 2019

Ham

Hot ass mess.

Damn, Id love to get a slice of that ham.

by Ham forever April 7, 2021

Ham sandwhich

I’m built like a ham sandwhich :(

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother…

by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022

Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.

Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.

by FunnyAshley June 3, 2016