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Gardose

Gar'dose, Or Gardose for short quick conversations, It the Colloquial Form for Gargantuan And Dose.

It can be used to describe someone taking Way way too much of a certain substance or experience.

It Is Mostly Used to exaggerate something, with emphasis.
Person 1: Have you seen, Rafael, anywhere?

Person 2: No Because He's taking a *GARDOSE!* of Sleep.

Person 1: Ah Okay.

Or

Person 1: Im Starving, I'm gonna eat a *GARDOSE* Of Food

Person 2: Same, Im Famished
by Le Cobskian February 9, 2025
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Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
We are gonna go garden hosing until
by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025
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Gardner Hairspray

putting human feces in your hair to alter the color of it.
Benjamin wanted his hair to look a bit more brown for the Trapped In Detroit concert, so he gave himself a Gardner Hairspray.
by ShitterTitter March 18, 2025
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Garden Glizzy

Hey, let me get a few slices of that garden glizzy for my salad.

Not tonight, I'm pickling my garden glizzies.
by TastyWhiteGuy April 16, 2025
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Gnar

Gnar is the combination of weed and kratom. Gnar can be taken in many different forms. If marijuana and kratom are consumed separately, it still counts as Gnar … as long as THE EFFECTS of both substances are mixed together.
“This was some dope ass gnar man.”

lets go smoke some gnar.”
by ursognarlybrah April 21, 2025
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Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
by i fuck niggas May 5, 2025
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Gardabanize

To convince people by any mean, tool or conspiracy in order to keep them obedient.
After being gardabanized for a long time, he obeys her like a good slave.
by Some1here June 4, 2025
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