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the gay shady girlfriend

A girlfriend that hides your relationship from all of her friends. Someone who doesn't show enough affection towards you.
Linda: Have you seen Bre? I miss her, all I want to do is kiss her.
Elena: You're dating Bre? She was out last night getting wasted, that's all I know.
Linda: Wow, so that's why she couldn't message me back.
Elena: I'm sorry but you have "the gay shady girlfriend"
Linda: I love her...
by Toogaytofunction July 31, 2012
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Kiss your girlfriend day

National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!
Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back
by Markhumal123 May 19, 2022
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National love your girlfriend day

All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not
National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases
by Baja I January 11, 2022
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Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019
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I love my girlfriend

For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you
by XXx_Ilovemygirlfriend_xXX January 8, 2025
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Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it
Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.
by safasgaga May 13, 2024
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girlfriend

something you will never get
trust me.
Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: yeah right.
Person 3: stop the cap bro
by nonexistantladder April 7, 2022
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