girlfriend

A female that is your mom, lover, and your best friend. She will make sure you're happy and doing ok. She will be the one to scream at the top of her lungs at you, and she will be the one who laughs along with your jokes. From yelling at you to carefully taking care of you. This is how a girlfriend should be. Your ride or die. Your lover and your soul. You better love her a lot. Remember a girl will treat you the way you treat her!

damn, bro, my girlfriend is amazing
my girlfriend yelled at me yesterday for not feeding the cat but she loves me anyway!

by WestHighIsAmazing May 26, 2020

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National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021

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Girlfriend

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...

Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

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