Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life

"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"

by Paewj2 November 17, 2022

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National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

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Girlfriend

Something you're clearly missing in your life cz you'd be talking to her rn instead of being a complete idiot

This mf don't got a girlfriend 😅

Ps if she left u sorry took her

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

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Drake’s Girlfriend

Alexa Sawchuk.

Drake’s girlfriend is so dope she’s an awesome soccer coach.

by sophdawg6969 July 10, 2019

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girlfriend

A female person that you can cuddle and rely on. You can talk to them about anything, until they break up with you and spread rumors and give you the title of a fuck boy.

Man my girlfriend is great,

I just broke up with my Girlfriend and now everyone thinks I'm a fuck boy!

by Tdeco May 23, 2016

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