Gas the Bishop

When spooning a beautiful lady she farts on your manhood.

Oh, Chloe! You’ve blown the head off my dick! Why did you gas the bishop? Not my idea of a winter warmer

by Voldepork November 30, 2024

Monster Gas

Noun: term referring to nitrous, galaxy gas, or whippets

Bro you got the monster gas I’m tryna get wicked

by Ulysses March 25, 2025

chinese gas attack

Cough, just cough

I was on the subway when wong performed a chinese gas attack, everyone promptly put on their mask

by Hotdogbuns69420penis May 12, 2020

Lenox GA

Lenox, GA is a small town full of Ox that are never killed because they are considered sacred. Shit and piss litter the streets as the rotting flesh of Ox plague the roads as one after another are killed by cars. Rats and Roaches infest every home and every store and gas station close at 9pm.

Ohhh shooot that dang ole mud bogging pit is the best around , I Sure do love Lenox GA!

by Chachi45 June 6, 2017

Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015

gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 1, 2024

gas & tar

double gin and tonic with lime, served on ice in a pint glass

what can I get ya?
I'll have a gas & tar.
just one? I'll start you a tab.

by WillowHumperdinck July 20, 2022