by LalaBx March 20, 2009
In hot real estate markets a housewife or soccer mom that subsidizes the household income by listing family and friend's houses for sale. Usually not very knowledgable about anything related to real estate, a real estate agent is often considered a career choice while raising children.
Hey hon, is your cousin Margie still a real estate agent or should we hire someone to sell the house? I can't remember if her kids are in school now.
by Grant Rampus July 04, 2016
term used mostly in new jersey to refer to someone who is phoney/two-faced, that acts fake, or do something grimey
John: "yo where you been i've been hitting you up all day i told u last night i needed you to take me up to the hospital to see my mom"
Mike: "i aint feel like leaving my house, i had this banging shawty over"
John: "niggas aint real"
Mike: "i aint feel like leaving my house, i had this banging shawty over"
John: "niggas aint real"
by teeneisha April 15, 2008
T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."
by Titty NipNip December 04, 2011
A parking space at a department store, specifically Wal-Mart, which is centrally located to the entrance/exit AND a shopping cart stall.
by Kelvey September 17, 2008
I went to this club and this girl was all over me. Other person responds: "For real...(both person) say Derrick Forreal !!! (a.e from the movie Blow, Paul Rueben)
by Max January 20, 2005
Used by guys in their late-twenties, early-thirties when unemployed/ living off their trust fund. Requires lots of dinner meetings, drinks out, golf and fishing. Only property ever bought/sold is for their dad. Often in need of rehab and sometimes known as a douchebag.
"What's Joe up to these days?"
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."
by ex-pat May 27, 2007