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February 26 

Cuss your friends out
Person 1: Hey its February 26
Person 2: Oh n-
Person 1: You fucking asshole, suck my 2 balls and my 1 dick, please damn your fucking shit.
February 26 by oh the days February 26, 2022

february 26 

best day to get your first kiss 👍
L: YOOO I JUST GOT MY FIRST KISS FROM MY GF ON FEBRUARY 26
G: LUCKY MF
february 26 by lilmyforever February 26, 2022

February 23 

February 23 was the day Amphibia and The Owl House were announced.
Whats february 23rd?
It was the day Amphibia And The owl house were released.
February 23 by Lego eda worshipper February 27, 2022

February 28th 

Type Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script day. Every February 28th you can send a known Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script
February 28th example

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
February 28th by Oooh yeh March 1, 2022

February 8th

Horrible people were born on this day, like Taylor. Never trust a Taylor born on February 8th
Oh hey who’s that

that’s Taylor she was born on February 8th stay away from her

ew oh god

February 24 

Day to ask her out
Owen it’s February 24th so you have to ask that hottie hannah out
February 24 by Idontknow69420 March 24, 2022