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fag-out

To act in a homosexual manner when one's (supposed) sexuality is heterosexual. Not quite the same meaning as to "turn gay", but almost.
Dude A: "Dude, what's the deal? I wake up and find you sleeping in my bed! Why don't you sleep in your own? I hope you're not startin' to fag-out on me!"

Dude B: "Don't worry about it, man. It'll only happen once-in-awhile —usually after I suck your cock, like I did last night. And thanks for being cool enough to pretend to be asleep!"
by wordbird July 2, 2006
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cry fag

Someone who cries and sulks about something to the point where they just look gay.
Look at Steve and James bitchin like little women, what a bunch of cry fags.
by Blizzard March 1, 2004
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Dirt Fag

A gay man that does not obsess about grooming, brand names and gay culture. Clothes are typically purchased at thrift stores so there is a slight smell of "dirt" or must about them.
He could care less about your new Prada sweater because he is a Dirt Fag.
by Josh Bell March 2, 2007
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dutch fag

What you become as a result of a "Business Shower".
Dude, we were late for our presentation this morning so we had to take a business shower.
WHAT?!? That means you're now a Dutch Fag.
by ezell714 July 28, 2009
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Jizz Fag

The lowest form of fag imaginable. Not just a fag but a fag covered in jizz. It's pretty horrible if you think about it.
Yoh, you seen what your man was wearing? Homie looks like a straight up, Jizz Fag!
by Diego Pendejo September 16, 2009
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fag vag

The anus of a gay male, which is used as a substitute for the all mighty vagina, which is also a sin because god says all men must like vaginas.
Dude, that guy looks like a fan of the fag vag, for sure.

Dude, if you pound the fag vag you will go to hell.

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by director of awesome July 16, 2009
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[fag] chair

1.The empty seat, chair, or stool between paranoid heterosexual males used so as to not look gay. 2.Any empty chair between two or more guys who are not secure in their sexuality.
"Dude, move over. Make sure you leave a 'fag chair' between us."
by slitherfth February 21, 2009
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