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Ur genus eat penus 

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.
Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

Show and Eat 

When for some bizarre reason you take a picture of a meal or food item and post it to Facebook before eating.
After Tubby posted his twentieth Show and Eat this week I had to unfriend him.
Show and Eat by teemo1 September 28, 2010
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Kimmy Eat World 

The mispelled for Jimmy Eat World that will make the name "Kimmy" look cooler.
Person A:"Hey do u know Kimmy Eat World?"

Person B:"Wtf ?"

Person A:"oh f*** my keyboard.. i ment Jimmy Eat World"

Person B:"nice one."

man who will eat his own nuts 

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game
Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"

dog eat dog 

"Survival of the fittest" in its most literal definition. Everyone fends for themselves. If you can't take care of yourself, you get eliminated.
It's a dog eat dog world out there, and they're running out of napkins.
dog eat dog by MAP July 15, 2005

so glad to eat you 

A polite way to thank someone after oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"
Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"
so glad to eat you by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Let them eat cake 

It's to show either that you don't care if people are in the shit, or how they get out of it.

It can also be used to show that you don’t understand much about people’s shitty situation.

Both meanings can be used together, to mean that you don’t understand much about their shitty situation, you don’t care to understand it, and you don’t care how they get out of it either.

Where this came from:

A French writer called Rousseau wrote that a great princess once said, more or less, that if you have no bread, there's always cake instead.

When she says "cake", don't think birthday cake. Think pastries and cakes that come in squares that you can slice, which a basically just sweet bread.

Think of a posh French princess in a carriage that's going through peasant land in order to get to the castle. They have to stop for a minute, so the peasants start to approach, carrying bread baskets. The princess asks what they want. She's told they need bread, because they don't have any. And this is where she says the line. But you can interpret it in several ways:

1. She's never seen poor people before, and she's ditzy:

"Well, what I would do is just have cake instead, so why don't they just do that?"

2. She's never seen poor people before, and she doesn't care (whilst applying makeup):

"Oh well. Can't they just have cake instead?"

3. She knows they are poor, and she's being a complete bitch, almost making a joke (staring out the window):

"Oh well, there's always cake."
The insurance companies will suffer? Good. Let them eat cake.

Profits are down? Well, err... Let them eat cake?