Auto Dump

When you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot

Marie told Steve that she was pregnant so he auto dumped her

by PDXBengalsfan81 November 27, 2010

Second Dump Syndrome

Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.

Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"

by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 14, 2011

Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest

Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

by Team Nave October 21, 2011

HUD Dump

Forclosed homes offered to poor people for some sense of accomplishment/home ownership. this will lead to heartache and poverty due to poor plumbing, mold, rotten wood, and cracking foundations.

"Did you see Latavius' brand new house?"

"that ain't no new house that's a HUD dump fo sure"

by jburque May 22, 2012

aftershock dump

When one has a healthy bowel movement, then shortly afterward has a sudden case of explosive diarrhea.

Fred took a healthy shit after being constipated for a while, and he knew that there was an aftershock dump right around the corner.

by shreddinfred September 26, 2013

emo dump

A sudden and surprising outpouring of emotional and/or circumstantial data.

"I just asked how he was doing. I wasn't expecting some huge emo dump."

by lovetrumpsfear October 12, 2014

Stress Dump

When you're so stressed out/pissed off that your body instantaneously voids everything that was in it. Solids, liquids, and if you're lucky maybe even a little foam. They're sudden, scary, and smell like hot death.

Arguing with the ex about the kids caused me to stress dump.

by honky barfly February 3, 2015