The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
Get the Driving test mug.A word used by Jake Paul in an attempt to escape his immature behavior when he verbally, and attempted to physically, harassed Dillon Danis on December 15th 2020.
The Jake Paul version of a Drive-By.
The Jake Paul version of a Drive-By.
by OMGItsEggy December 15, 2020
Get the Drive-Stay mug.Driving Empire (Formerly Wayfort beta) is a car centered Roblox game made in 2019. it includes multiple car brands such as Porsche, Pagani, and Zenvo. It was created by Bourgist and is now owned by Voldex.
by Burgermaestro57 November 10, 2024
Get the Driving Empire mug.To sit between two men with a stiffy in each hand push into and pulling each one as if you were driving a bobcat.
by BGS '94 July 4, 2018
Get the Bobcat driving mug.Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.
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*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"
Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"
Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
by Kurts December 5, 2017
Get the French drive-over mug.When the passenger's and driver's feet end up controlling either the brake pedal or the gas pedal simultaneously during orgasm.
Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.
Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.
Linda and I almost took a four-foot drive over the edge of the cliff driving down bluff road the other day.
by SonyaO March 7, 2011
Get the Four-Foot Drive mug.He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'
by the54 January 30, 2014
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