douche fest 

Anywhere a large group of douche bags gather with most of them wearing Affliction and Ed Hardy with really gay arm band tatoos .

It's gonna be a douche fest dowtown tonight after the UFC fight.

That party was a total douche fest

douche fest by bratsrus July 6, 2010

Douche of the Year 

A person who pulls a huge douchebag move at the expense of another person, landing him the title, "Douche of the Year"

-Dude, did you hear that James totally painted a penis on Chad's car?
-Yeah, he's definitely winning Douche of the Year

Douche of the Year by The0riginal February 23, 2011

Douche bag 

A tool ideal for dirty pussies.

Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.

Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"

Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".

Douche bag by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011

Douche Baggington 

The douche bag at the country club/ golf course/ yacht club who has to tell everyone about himself in a blow-hardy way.

Did you hear that Douche Baggington talking about his sailing vacation in the Caribbean? Who gives a fuck!

Douche Baggington by BillHo June 2, 2011

Douche Balloon 

when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.

Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon

Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon

Douche Balloon by TheDyNASTYass December 23, 2011

Douche Goose 

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.

Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!

Douche Goose by Juju and olive April 14, 2012

Douche Baguette 

The female equivalent of Douche Bag.

Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.

Douche Baguette by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013