by bigballs1937648 January 23, 2024

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

by Dong Girl December 1, 2016

by PurpleTurtle54 July 13, 2021

tall as fuck. has perfect pitch. bought a color. tiktoker. rage quits. catchphrases include "its so doomed" and "sped". inventor of the 4 scale. wordhunt god. not afraid to roast back and be absolutely brutal (to the point of being unable to recover). lowkey scary. attracted to abgs.
by user385011 November 22, 2021

Dominic: Hey, do you know Dong?
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.
by Eyoel March 17, 2017

