Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

A.N.D Disease

A disease caused by touching anyone named Anelise, Naomi, & Desnya

Oh no! I think I got the A.N.D disease!!

by swaggy v February 25, 2022

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD)

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD) is a colloquial term used to describe a persistent and incessant tendency in individuals to engage in prolonged and often trivial conversations or discussions. This term is commonly employed in social contexts to characterize individuals who habitually exhibit excessive verbal expression without regard for the relevance or importance of their discourse.

"Tom has Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD); ask him about his weekend, and you'll get the director's cut. It's like living in a talk show!"

by Tobbis January 17, 2024

Nomm nomm disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

creutzfeldt jakob disease

a rare brain disorder caused by prions

its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements

creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60

by Perfect Mania January 8, 2024

Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

rainbow disease

It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act and dress like the opposite gender, it is an absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE

all the LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"

by unknown604 May 13, 2024