Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by actual sympathy or empathy . Being pretty enough that others will do for you what you'd normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease But Learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020

Bizz disease

When crush over multiple freshman of a class

Eddie had bizz disease in college. Those freshman were cute to him

by Dutch J November 14, 2025

Riley disease

Riley disease, when you are obsessed with a person named Riley to the point you become so obsessed it isn't healthy anymore

Person:you love Riley alot don't you?
Other person: yeah I think I have Riley disease

by Riley disease August 4, 2022

landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022

Hagraven Disease

When that dude or chick has long crazy toes like a hagraven from Skyrim

Yeah dude we were all snuggled up watching a movie, I felt something scratching my legs, I look down and this chicks got hagraven disease.

by Glock(oma) January 1, 2021

Kawasaki's disease

An Eli Tomac fan says stuff like "Eli Tomac is the best because he rides the edge," doesn't admit that the style of riding is very bipolar.

Poor guy he has Kawasaki's disease, he couldn't accept Cooper Web's championship win.

by KtmMasterrace May 30, 2019