Crumb cockai

The act of crumbling up cookies, ejaculating all over the crumbs, and putting it on a girls face

Did you hear about Jessica
Yea Bryan crumb cockaied all over her face

by Crumb cockai June 7, 2024

Goffins Cockatoo

A Goffins Cockatoo is a type of bird that is affectionate but will bite if they want something, they are from the Tanimbar Islands of Indonesia, the best ones name is Shemp.

(Person 1) Thats a beautifal and dynamic bird, what species is it?
(Person 2) It's a Goffins Cockatoo, of course!

by Watchmaven January 18, 2025

Miniature-Cockal

A rare and somewhat considered elusive type of penis , which is a common misconception as it’s simply hard to spot with the naked eye . Known to frequent areas such as Hobbs in the upper cam canyon , janome and overlocker in the lower south west .

Highly venomous but to small to physically inject venom into humans , usually hide under swollen gooches, bush/pubes/scrub outside a bedroom window and up the deep flogged out crevices of cams canyon.

You need to go to specksavers cunt cause I can’t see any miniature-cockal anywhere??

by Conqueefador February 9, 2026

Treager my cockatee

Make the best of the bad situation.

She's got a hot body but her face isn't that great, I'm going to treager my cockatee anyway though.

by JP070 May 19, 2024

Strangulation of the cockatoo

The art of skinning one back whilst sitting on the lala

Where is Kodes
Doing the strangulation of the cockatoo more than likely in the toilet again

by Lollies with mayo December 24, 2024

Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023