The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

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Trump Card

this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.

i didn't want to but you made me resort to my trump card

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Katiuska Robles Is THe Main Character Of Pokémon Trading Card Game <1997> For The Game boy color<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

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piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 18, 2015

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Med Card

A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.

I told the doctor that I was getting anxious and he gave me a med card. Let's go smoke!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

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