A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.
For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.
For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.
Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."
by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010
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"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"
"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 4, 2010
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Guy 1- Where are we going?
Guy 2-We are going to Canada
Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana
Guy 1- Ok that makes sense
Guy 2-We are going to Canada
Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana
Guy 1- Ok that makes sense
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A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
Hey do you want to sit next to me?
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010
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