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Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
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Christmas Rushing

Rushing something (usually a video game) in order to release it in time to coincide with a special date (usually Christmas or an anniversary).

The opposite of Development Hell, which is when a game takes forever to be released.
Christmas Rushing is generally a bad thing.

ET (Atari), Sonic 2006, and Action 52 are all examples of games that were Christmas Rushed. Today, they are considered some of the worst video games of all time.

Action 52 is considered the worst example of a rushed game because there really wasn't a reason for it to be rushed. The developer just demanded that the game be made in three months (even THREE YEARS would have been tight), and...well, yes.

However, Christmas Rushing doesn't always end poorly. For example, did you know that Sonic The Hedgehog 3 was rushed? Considering how amazing the game is, you probably couldn't tell by looking.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 31, 2022
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DeJoy of Christmas

The special feeling one has around the holidays when first-class mail takes more than a week to reach its destination.
“I got your card the day after Christmas.”
“Now we can celebrate DeJoy of Christmas!”
by pseudopoz January 1, 2025
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Here’s my heartfelt interpretation of a Christmas song originally penned by Meredith Willson in 1951.

For many people around the world, including myself, Christmas can sometimes bring feelings of loneliness and sadness. It’s important to recognize that this time of year can be difficult for some, and sharing compassion and understanding can make a significant difference.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,

everywhere you go, take a look at the big screen, it's glistening with festive movies once again, filling the airwaves each with a fairytale ending and families aglow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, all the families across the world celebrating a fantastic holiday, yet the saddest sight to see is the loneliness you’ll feel, for yet another year at Christmas time

A pooch by your side and a pistol that shoots, is the wish to have mum and dad by my side, a sister that loves you and a family that can hardly wait to see you again

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go, there's a tree in the Plaza, one in the park as well, it's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the storm

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go, soon the tears will start, and the thing that'll make 'em drip is the carol that you sing, right within your heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, all the families across the world celebrating a fantastic holiday, yet the saddest sight to see is the loneliness you’ll feel, for yet another year at Christmas time

Sure, it's Christmas once more
by Chupac1 November 24, 2024
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Christmas

Christmas is Jesus's birthday and usually celebrated christians. Christmas day is always December 25 every year. Around the Christmas season families usually buy gifts for loved ones.
For Christmas I got a bike.
Next Christmas I'm going to ask for a phone.
by oaijdfvnajvniuwe December 7, 2021
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Christmas

Jim: it’s Christmas

Greg: oh for fuck sake again we had one last year
by Christmas hater 55 December 24, 2020
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Christmas

A wonderful holiday / yearly event on the 25th of December even though people talk about it in November... and now October apparently.
“Hey! You guys excited for Christmas?!?!!”
“Dude, shut up it’s JULY!!”
by CheesyBoi65 November 18, 2020
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