bread muffin

A nicer term for "Imbecile"

Person A: "God, you're such a bread muffin!"
Person B: "a what???"

by Mang0Milkshak3 October 13, 2022

Slicing Bread

The act of cutting yourself.

Yuri is slicing bread again.
Damn. I hope she can get the help she needs.

by moonstaryi April 3, 2020

if he cant break bread he fake

sharing is caring.

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

by chemz-88 November 28, 2022

Inventor of garlic bread

Its a random bitch in canada (me)

yo that random bitch in canada is the inventor of garlic bread.

by bitch in canada March 21, 2023

Bread Lifestyle

A way of life that includes being very starchy. People who accept this way of life are often very calm and cool people, but can be very warm and welcoming.

Ella: I love my Bread Lifestyle.
Jason: *transforms into bread*

by breadbreadbread May 6, 2021

Burst of Bread

Sudden hostility; burst of anger/frusturation

Dylan has anger issues, his girlfriend asked to borrow a pencil from another guy and he had a burst of bread

by SummerTea43 May 23, 2017

guilty bread

A dish to be served only to those willing to break the sacred pinky promise

Oh look she’s had another guilty bread, mother will not be pleased!

by Father Doo May 19, 2018