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Local Boot

A pseudo-authoritative figure such as local or county government, who is an avid supporter or profiteer in the protection of capital.
Max: I fucking hate local boot and the people that lick it in hopes of getting ahead, you're not gonna get a cash compensation for sucking bezos boot

Rocco: No, you have to tip your landlord! Not allowed!!!
by rocko politik November 29, 2023
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Boot camp

If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.
The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
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boot

A medical device worn during treatment and recovery of a variety of foot injuries.
Cowboy, more like handicapped-boy… I should stfu and do a better boot joke or something.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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boot

Hey man, you're a boot. Why don't you want to party?
by l2020 April 3, 2021
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Clown boot

A person who acts like a clown, boot for short
Rachel is a real clown boot
by SGornasty7 September 17, 2019
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blubber boot

Getting your foot stuck in a dead whales vagina when swimming in the ocean
Chris almost drowned because of that dang blubber boot
by Scrimmybingbing February 27, 2024
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tactical boot

Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.
Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot
by used oatmeal August 18, 2023
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