Peruvian diarrhea blast

When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.

Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)

by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025

Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.

Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.

by Cashpuller420 March 3, 2023

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

580 blasted

Being fadded asf after smoking any form of weed

Yo Maddison was super high during class today
She was probably 580 blasted

by Goatedgoat March 3, 2022

The Mormon Blast

To ejaculate onto your fingers, let it dry up, then finger your female partner.

“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”

“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”

by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025

whole blast

a ways to say fun and/or funny

“ugh that sucked”
“that was a whole blast”

by sydneyf September 17, 2019

chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.

person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.

by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009