A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 19, 2023
When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.
by Niggerlover34 May 26, 2024
Block blast rizz is that rizz only true block blast players have. Someone with block blast rizz could say “look, these blocks are perfect.. js like you” *treat me like white tee* or “The only block I wanna blast.. is yours” *don’t do me dirty*
by S3roton1n January 11, 2025
by fishgaming December 20, 2023
The act of eating the ole ladys ass once, but not limited to multiple times after brushing ones teeth on a taco Tuesday.
Last night my girl was feeling frisky, so I brushed my teeth and treated her with a Windy City minty Fudge Blast.
by FittinpipeinyoButt69 November 30, 2023
The act of double fingering a lady over the age of 60, with peanut butter on one finger and jelly on the other.
by mister moosecock October 24, 2011
The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.
WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??
by mighty-coon March 18, 2011