Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 09, 2023
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Graveyard beer

Mixing every beer on tap at the bar. Creates a very unique buzz. Warning, it's hit or miss, but totally worth trying.
by Raging red January 06, 2018
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Vendredi Beers

friday beers, with a silly french twist. When you're chatting with your buddies about meeting up for drinks on friday. Vendredi Beers
I don't know if i can do Vendredi Beers tonight because I have to be sane for Sunday Stuff. - John Finguz
by AM3R1CN November 04, 2011
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Beer Cologne

A fragrance brought on by either spilling a lager or ale on oneself, or having beer spilled on you by friends/strangers. The aroma possesses the intensity of cologne with the scent of beer.
Barney: She knew I was drunk when she smelled my beer cologne.

Ted: Lots of spillage?

Barney: Yes, Ted. I was totally wearing the beer cologne.
by Jerod W. February 05, 2011
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Makeup Beer

1. when a friend buys another friend a beer to make up for a wrongdoing.

2. to make amends with a friend who was insulted, let down, or wronged by buying them a beer.
Paul bought Kevin a makeup beer to show that he was sorry for forgetting to invite him to his party last weekend
by 2rde4rc April 29, 2010
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Beer Dusted

When your skulling a beer next to your mates exhaust and he revs the engine and blows soot all over your face
I got beer dusted by my mates Ute last weekend and it was fucking mint.
by MyPen October 17, 2019
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Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
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