Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.

Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.

by Rmilkman October 20, 2008

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008

flesh balls

the distinction of seeing a man's actual, unclothed testacles.

OMG, I totally saw his flesh balls hanging out of his short shorts. I'm not talking about an outline, this reference is talking about actual testicles visible outside of any fabric. It's real, nude, scrotum.

by Dirty Santa September 7, 2009

ball hopper

An incredibly unsatisfying sex act where a man places his dick and balls inside the vagina.

Yeah I know she wasn't exactly a smoke show , but I heard she could handle the ball hopper so I gave her a go.

by Stugots1215 August 26, 2016

Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

pissy balls

When your dick so small you piss on your balls

Guy: I bet that nerd has pissy balls
Follower: YEAH!

by black nigger balls November 29, 2021

Joe Balls

When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.

Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.

by Joe_Balls April 19, 2021