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Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.
"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
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satanic blowjob 

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy
My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)

Eggy Blowjob 

The act of giving a blowjob while holding two boiled eggs in your mouth.
Come on I've already boiled the eggs, just give me a Eggy Blowjob
Eggy Blowjob by Blargler May 26, 2025

International Blowjob Day! 

June 28th is the International Blowjob Day! It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a guy the times they want, as long as they consent.
—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).
Hey dude, it's International Blowjob Day! Did you know it?
Yeah, why?
Hehe so... UwU

jewish blowjob 

When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.
Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."

Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"
jewish blowjob by KiidBro July 1, 2025

Female Blowjob 

When an incredibly hot woman presents her ass to her forever-love, on all fours, in what can be referred to as ‘puppy pose’. The asshole is then licked and kissed, along with the pussy. Best preformed every day, with no resistance or complaint. Can be offered as payment for menial tasks to a ‘kind’ gentleman. Yes, I will marry you.
Although unsure at first, Button came to love the sensation of Nugget giving her a female blowjob.
Female Blowjob by Fugnugget August 26, 2025

Beijing Blowjob 

When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing
“My buddy Eli just gave his engine a Beijing Blowjob
Beijing Blowjob by Super6.fo August 30, 2025