irish bastard

When you are shagging a red haired girl with a pint of guinness, you chug the whole thing and then pick a fight with her dad, whilst shagging her

Oh i did the irish bastard to this lovely red haired maid. And i can tell you this that her dad cant punch for shit

by MrZzzleeping April 12, 2019

Blastassem

Pronounced:Blast-Ass-Em

Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event

Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"

Example:
Human#1:Wow, great shot
Human#2:That was epic (4 letter word)
Human#3:Blastassem

by 2digits December 8, 2011

Blastassem

Pronounced:Blast-Ass-Em

Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event

Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"

Example:
Human#1:Wow, great shot
Human#2:That was epic (4 letter word)
Human#3:Blastassem

by 2digits December 9, 2011

Blastard'

To use Blastard means to insult someone beyond comprehension. To put it in simple terms, it insults how you were born, your parents, your life, your friends, your life choices, and just you as a person in general.

Boy 1: Lol you have no friends loser
Boy 2: You better watch it before you get blastard'
(Audience): OH SHIT HE BOUT TO BLASTARD THAT FOOL
Boy 1: Yo I'm sorry dude I didn't mean it
Boy 2: Its too late
(Audience): RIP my nigga

by Hunch0_o November 27, 2020

Blastaway

Awful 90s cocktail of castaway and diamond white.

Brenda got mashed on Blastaway last night

by gingermagic October 12, 2022

Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.

Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.

by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023

blastastrophy

The state of Jameson's room.

Jameson! Your room is a blastastrophy. Clean it now!

by worldsfunniestdad February 4, 2023