“Shit Beer”

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

cariboo beer

Produced in Prince George BC, this is quite possible the worst beer known to man. Watery, tastes like piss, but hey 5.5%. Surprisingly however they make some damn good hard root beer.

Jimmy drank way too much fuckin Cariboo beer last night, it turned his piss green!

by MikeyMaple January 18, 2018

beer fridge

A second refridgerator in a house, usually kept in the basement or garage.

There's another six pack in the beer fridge downstairs.

by nick_g December 9, 2011

desperation beer

The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.

"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

anxiety beer

When you show up to a social gathering and feel out of place or uncomfortable, in an axious state. This leads to the chugging of your initial beers until anxiety subsides.

I was so freaked out before you guys showed up to the party, I had 3 anxiety beers.

by Dubsss July 16, 2017

Beer Koozied

When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.

Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.

One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!

by 420Freetime February 3, 2012

Banker Beer

Coors original.

Nothing ends a long day at the office better than a smooth banker beer.

by banker101 January 2, 2011