August

Dude is fucking insane at fortnite and cracks all the hoes on the daily - he is goated an will always be in my heart forever

OMG did you see August yesterday? Bro was cranking 90s like never fucking before. I don't know if I want to BE him or be WITH him!

by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025

August

A guy with a very small penis.

Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 22, 2022

August

National Ex girlfriend day

Hey its august 2, so happy ex girlfriend day. I miss u

by Sosadtolive August 2, 2021

August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

by LargeBigMacPlease August 22, 2023