Anal Microphone 

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

Anal Microphone by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021

Anal gloppy 

The act of picking someone up and sitting in their ass

I would love to go anal gloppy that bitch

Anal gloppy by Red1981 March 20, 2021

Anal train 

the act of three or more people ass fucking each other all at once

The three catholic school boys were having the anal train in the bathroom particularly with names of nick, ben and jack

Anal train by XI IS DADDY September 29, 2021

Anal Apocalypse 

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

Anal Apocalypse by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

anal funnel 

The act of drinking alcohol (specifically beer) from the anal cavity of the opposite gender, as they shit in your mouth

Hey man, those anal funnels I did with Rebecca at Kyles party were epic!

anal funnel by Oscarthebagel December 1, 2021

Anal Sexer 

Anal sexer is onesome that sends pics of anal sex.

Example of anal sexer is when your just minding your business. When you see Connor McNamara anal sexing (future tense).

Anal Sexer by Conor_McNamara_2007 February 16, 2022

Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse

Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
. ....- / . ..... / -.- . ..--- / -.- . --...

Anal Beads by Hans Niemann September 14, 2022