Alabama Slammer

(Noun) A slam poet or other spoken-word performer native to the state of Alabama.

The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.

by Heavy Pootis Guy April 7, 2015

Alabama Cavefish

A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.

Jim was arrested soon after giving his girfriend an Alabama Cavefish.

by TroglodyteTroglobite April 24, 2011

alabama hot pocket

a hot pocket from Alabama

lets go to Alabama for a Alabama hot pocket

by hunte and zahra June 21, 2016

Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap

B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

alabama handfull

a term refering to the number 6. the same way that a handfull refers to 5 of something. however in the case of an alabama handfull it means 6. like the amount of fingers on an alabama native's hand

Joe: hey can i borrow some gum
jon: sure man, just grab an alabama handfull

by j19siz February 4, 2010

Alabama Blunt

The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.

"You know how to roll kid?"

"No..."

"We'll just have to use an alabama blunt then."

by J4Politz November 18, 2009

Alabama Speedstick

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.

I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)

by Steve gavy September 6, 2011