Dead Bird

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.

Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.

by greoee October 2, 2011

Opium Bird

A bird new weird looking bird species found in Antarctica.

Opium Bird got that Luh calm fit

by IceTop October 23, 2023

The baby bird

When a someone jerks a guy off while eyes closed, mouth open, head wiggling like a baby bird being fed receives the load from the ejaculation

I'll give him the baby bird; *mimes the movement" and then I'll be like Kakaw!

by K9K3M January 3, 2020

Tweety bird

A person who looks to tweet on Twitter.

She's a Tweety bird but I don't tweet so much.

by stylo2d April 21, 2016

Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.

Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!

by Coffeeandcannabis April 5, 2017

migratory bird

a man looking for another man to have sex with.

did u c da migratory bird ?

by warfrud zenwa May 23, 2008

bird on a pad

A woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(Vagina)

"hey babe, wanna kill all humans?"
"i cant I've got my period"
"oh great bird on a pad!"

by khelly May 20, 2008