October 7 

It’s your mom day

“Dude guess what day it is”
“Your birthday?”
“No it’s October 7 ur mom day”

October 7 by Urmumther69 October 17, 2019

The 7 Day Theory 

Tupac Shakur faked his own death, son!

Of course Tupac is alive! The 7 Day Theory is correct, son! I saw Tupac the other day ... he was working at a Country Fair with Elvis & President Kennedy!

The 7 Day Theory by Da Nastee One December 21, 2006

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 

The amount of "M"'s that 21 Savage has in his bank account.

I got 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 M's in my bank account (oh god)

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 by UrbanLicktionary October 19, 2019

Windows 7 

A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.

The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)

Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.

Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless

Windows 7 by Sycophaunt January 6, 2010

22/7

Most of the time, but not all the time.

Although I think about sex 24/7, I only think about having it with him, 22/7.

22/7 by rambler October 3, 2005

dynamo 7 

Is the highest looks based rating one can give a girl. It trumps all other rating scales and falls well above a 10/10.

Damn that girl is so hot! I'ld rate her a dynamo 7!

dynamo 7 by dynamo dude April 19, 2007

November 7 

This is the day dedicated to all the female species who's name is Danél. Seeing that Danél is not a very common name amongst women it shall be celebrated to make them to feel special on this day!

"Hi, my name is Danél!"
"... wait, your female and your name is Danél, well you probably can't wait until the November 7"
*wink emoji*

November 7 by Deegdaddy November 5, 2019