this shit is bananas

in gwen stefanis song, when rumors made up about her were fake
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or just her shit in her toilet was bananas

"oh no i did not kiss that usher boy! that shit is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s! cuz im a cheerleader so i have to say it out loud to remember how to spell it!"
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"honey.. today i had a banana and peanut butter sandwich i looked in the toilet and the shit was made out of bananas"

by virginia April 25, 2005

banana skin

The effect on the penis when Gay sex occurs with a curry obsessed man with a diarrhetic arsehole.

Gay Dave:Korma?

Jullian:Yeah you got it pal.

Gay Dave:Thanks! Good job you let me shit in you're mouth first...

by Shitballs July 6, 2004

Grumpy Banana

When someone is being generally unpleasant to be around for no good reason. Commonly used to cheer up the banana in question

Roxanne! Dont be a grumpy banana! We can just go to the store and get more orange jello!

by Eff You Later August 14, 2011

Banana split

When a man puts scoops of ice cream, nuts, chocolate syrup, and a cherry near his genitals and a woman does a "split on the banana"

"Woah bro I didn't really think she'd do the banana split!! "

by Black lémon June 7, 2016

Banana🍌

Its yellow and white on the inside.💛

Bob was eating a Banana🍌.

by PotatoBob🥔 June 27, 2018

the tit's bananas

a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.

did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!

yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.

by CLORN PUCK SART October 9, 2010

banana scrub

the act of an Asian giving a hand job. when the male ejaculates she takes the cum and puts it on the sponge and washes herself with the cum sponge.

"yo dude m GF gave me a banana scrub last night"

by matt and ryan69 December 18, 2011