ROFL Stoned

Def 1 Slang Adjective The point of being so high the things you wouldn't find funny have you rolling on the floor laughing .
Def 2 Slang adjective The point of being so high that you laugh for no reason other than the fact your stoned.

Def 1 Last night I was ROFL Stoned.
Def 2 Are you ROFL Stoned right now?

by ogkurama February 02, 2025

Stone Cold Boney

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.

Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.

by BrownRecluse129 June 30, 2023

Stoned

The practice of presenting a (often colourfully painted or adorned) rock or stone at parkrun events in South Africa.

Koos stoned Christine at Hermanus parkrun with a beautiful rock from his homerun.

by Raditsebe January 30, 2022

Stoned

It just means being high on marijuana. Not all those other definitions that make it seem like your retarded. Now that said, being stoned to the BONE would apply to those other definitons

Jay/yahya: “Dude that weed was so strong i got stoned off of one hit”

by DictionateUrbanly July 11, 2021

Stoned

Being fucked (literally, emotionally and or psychologically)

Hayley asked to be stoned, but that’s not the sort of stoning that the Arab man is talking about 😉
Smoking marijuana

by Romeo13579 June 10, 2019

Stoned

When you get stoned thrown at you.

Sexyboiandy: did u get stoned?
Oliver: Nah my dude, it is not medieval times, retard.

by Pufta_ November 03, 2018

stoned

Extremely high on marijuana. High to the point where you can’t hide it.

1: Bro i’m hiiii- as hellllllll
2: Bro your stoned as fuck

by StonedDefinitions January 22, 2022