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salty

To be jealous of someone, or upset for a prolonged amount of time, usually over something petty.
Shaquira salty has hell that her man cheated.
by darlingMonroe November 13, 2015
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Salty Dog

When you shoot and the dog licks it up!
‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’

It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog
by HeezusChrist93 December 26, 2021
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Salty

Often used in the game "League of Legends" to describe a player that is aggitated with someone/ the game.
Wow Omer you're so salty chill man, it's only a game
by WeebZo October 10, 2017
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Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.
by YNWL January 22, 2019
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Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
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Salty hurricane

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.
My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
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Salty

Referring to something or someone who is incredibly mean and "salty" to everyone. Also someone who pulls off amazing roasts.
Student: Oh, its Salty! She's gonna roast you so hard!!
by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018
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