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suck my skinny dick

Where u fuck someone so hard your dick gets smaller
Jake:suck my skinny dick
Hoe:uh too hard
Jake:oh no my dick got smaller
by Suck my skinny cock March 18, 2019
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more balls than dick

aka MBTD, or B>D

Should be self-explanatory, but if you need a hint:

Describes a male of the species suffering from testosterone poisoning to the degree that he operates an overly powerful and/or noisy vehicle in a manner hazardous to others, presumably in an effort to proclaim his overwhelming manhood to those others.

Hopefully he will claim the Darwin Award that is rightfully his prior to maiming or killing the more responsible humans in the vicinity.
Phrase inspired this afternoon by a schmuck driving a red Merc C63 AMG at at least 20mph over the limit in the Geary tunnel in SF (I assume to hear his manly V8 echoes), and continuing to swerve around traffic westward into the sunset...

Since he is obviously compensating for, ahem, shortcomings in other areas, the dude in question definitely exhibits more balls than dick.
by Clever Boffin March 14, 2014
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Dirty Dick Hat Trick

When one has vaginal intercourse with at least three women in a day without washing his penis.

(Is generally abbreviated to DDHT)
Friend #1: Last spring break I totally pulled off a DDHT!

Friend #2: Dude, what's a DDHT???

Friend #1: The Dirty Dick Hat Trick bro!
by TheChoctawCountyKid December 7, 2017
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Dick n ball stew

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate into a bowl and then proceed to stick your genitalia into the semen bowl.
“Damn i really need to fuck up sum Dick n ball stew right about now”
by Mr.Dumbahh October 12, 2023
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Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 4, 2020
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National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva
Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo
by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019
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International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick
Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!
by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021
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